Lyrics

You Only Fry Bacon Naked One Time
Written By Barry Hale

Verse 1
It was late and we were having some fun
A BLT sounds good doesn’t it hun
There was no reason to get dressed and make a fuss
It’s just us
Chorus
Then pop, splat, oh my,
You only fry bacon naked one time
Verse 2
Well I started doing this funny dance
It looked a little like Elvis, but without pants
I was in some terrible pain
I was hopen I wasn’t permanently maimed
Repeat chorus
Bridge
It’s okay I’m alright
But when I see a frying pan, I shake with fright
I want to learn something new everyday
I just don’t want to learn it that way
Verse 3
I feel sorry for those pigs anyway
Still won’t touch bacon to this day
This didn’t have to happen it is safe to say
If I’d only used a microwave